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Old 06-02-2018, 04:24 PM   #51451 (permalink)
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Bro, you destroyed my bank account simply because I never had any money in it. That's like Hitler.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-02-2018, 05:39 PM   #51452 (permalink)
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TH, putting a face to the story makes it all the more sad. horrible that she has had to go through all this but it’s great that you have each other, and that you are so willing to help her through it.
Yeah thanks Q-Man. She's as fun and loving as she looks in those pics. I really do love her. Stop getting sick there in the background, Batty!
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Cute. I'm getting kind of a Geena Davis vibe from the first picture and a Kate Bush vibe from the second picture.
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At least you're in a Muslim country so they won't notice.



If she's as crazy as her brother then I'm sure she has fun with it with all the worst jokes.
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His dick’s a softy.
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do they have fun in ireland
Nah just craic
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So Muslim is a race?
Why does everything have to be a race? Slow down guys. Smell the Roses. And the Michelles. And the Jennies. And the ...
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Bro, you destroyed my bank account simply because I never had any money in it. That's like Hitler.
Who else but Hitler?
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Old 06-02-2018, 05:47 PM   #51453 (permalink)
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Yep. And ****ing them proper, too. Cause I got a long hard dick that works like its supposed to. Not like that flaccid clitoral looking Vienna sausage ***lord calls his dick.
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Old 06-02-2018, 05:57 PM   #51454 (permalink)
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Oh she does. Our senses of humour are very similar.
Well my crush is quashed.

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Nah just craic
In all ****ing seriousness craic and fun are synonymous. In my family if we're not ****ting on each other then we're probably bored. I simply don't understand why this isn't understood at work. For all of our conflicts I think me and my boss secretly agree on this 100% but he's too much of a pussy to dedicate himself to this idea.
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Old 06-02-2018, 06:23 PM   #51455 (permalink)
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Yep. And ****ing them proper, too. Cause I got a long hard dick that works like its supposed to. Not like that flaccid clitoral looking Vienna sausage ***lord calls his dick.
Could you spare us anymore details about your veiny schlong please.
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Old 06-02-2018, 06:34 PM   #51456 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2018, 06:35 PM   #51457 (permalink)
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Nope

Imma keep talkin bout it
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Old 06-02-2018, 06:47 PM   #51458 (permalink)
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Imma keep talkin bout it
6 inches even at best.
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6 inches even at best.
Some women like it that wide
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Old 06-02-2018, 06:49 PM   #51460 (permalink)
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Some women like it that wide
Pretty sure TH's sister would rather you stop bull****ting and give her the number of a black man.
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