My boss has cut my hours so I'm reduced to sitting on my ass most of the time, making things like this...

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...but I'm working with a couple important humans in order to get myself a better job, so it's ok.

Been have tons of problems with my son's mother over allowing me access to him :\ Buuuuuuuut, the prettiest, nicest girl that I know asked me out on a date today :)

The last few days have been a reminder of what it's like to live in an old house. The bathtub hasn't been draining that efficiently and after running a drain snake down the hole and removing some of the PVC pipes I found a lotion bottle lid. Damn thing was just a c*** hair smaller than the circumference of the pipe so it took a lot of brute force and ignorance to get it out. Still, I managed to get it done which has made me a superstar with my new roommates, which only got better after I made it so the chain in the toilet doesn't get stuck under the plug and then made it so Charter reconnected our internet.

Had my first real off day in a long, long time. Deep cleaned my room (which was a mess, haven't done anything to it in... months?), got an almost perfect score on my psychology quiz, did some general work around the house, and goofed off way too much. Was a pretty good day overall.

Hope all goes well with the lady Oojay, you more than deserve it.

Finally picked up 500 CDs I left behind, along with a whole bunch of dvds. Yea, great. Gonna watch the rest of Deadwood s1 tonight laying about and eating some junk food.

Love days like that.

Interview for an awesome Digital Media apprenticeship today... Butterflies.

Just today and tomorrow of work, then I get the weekend. I was supposed to go to another wrestling show to network...but it's not looking that's going to happen. Family is in this weekend.

i'm really obsessed with the Old Testament at the moment

all that angry God and crime and punishment ****

i think i'll break a commandment (adultery) just to see what ensues.............

Just skimmed through some of your oh so hillarious posts. a/w

Just met Cheryl in town. Hardly seen for last 4 mths and when I hve it's only been breifly. She walked along with me for a bit and let me gabble on about a flat I was going to move into back in Jan, then I told her about Jeanine hitting me and Derek turning out to be an *******. The she started being sick. It was either to do with morning sickness or heroin withdrawl or heroin use 'cause I'm sure when I met her the other mth and had a breif chat she was out of it on smack. I told her i hoped it was going to be alright...her pregnancy obviously and she said 'it will' and I'm sure she knew what I was thinking...that her heroin use was going to 'cause a miscarriage or otherwise ill effect the baby. She threw up a bit more then asked me for some money, walked along a bit more with me then we went out seperate ways.

Finally got a call for an interview next Thursday.
It's a Network Administrator position at a logistics company. Please, mother****ers, hire me.

Big Band rehearsal was cancelled today :(

I was really excited cause I finally figured out how to do a proper samba and I was super ready to groove :'(

Awesome man. Best of luck. Seems like a perfect fit for what you were aiming for.

Had a funny road rage incident today. Was driving my normal 75 in the fast lane which is common for Cali hwys. Had a guy pull up behind and almost ram into me. So of course I slowed down and started to cat and mouse the guy just to infuriate him which always works. Dude followed me when i got out of the lane and started to swerve towards me several times. So of course the guy rolls his window down and wants me to pull over so I did.

I wasn't really thinking much of it so i parked as did he. I am big enough to handle myself so I hopped out and immediately this guy hopped out. Dude was an African American male about 6'7 280 which was a bit imtimidating. I approached him anyway and dude pulled off his sunglasses and said MIKE? I noticed it was a friend from the high school basketball team Courtney. So we laughed it off and I got his number to keep in touch.

Probably not the smartest thing to hop out but turned out harmless. We got a chuckle out of it. I told him your free to be an ******* on the highway for the rest of the day and he said likewise ******* talk to ya later.

Saw two women here the other day involved in a road rage incident. One tried to overtake the other on the approach to a set of traffic lights in order to beat the car in front to them:confused: The car that was being overtaken decided to speed up and stop the other car from overtaking, which meant that the overtaking car had to stop in the middle of the road at the lights, as it couldn't reverse up as there were other cars behind. The two women then wound down their windows and had a good barny with one another in a real catfight style. I enjoyed watched the whole thing from the bus-stop along with some foreign tourists;)

That's fucking hilarious! :laughing:

Almost **** my pants. Courtney was a gold gloves boxer too, would have ended up hospitalized eating through a straw. LOL

Thanks!
And yea, it's precisely the position I was looking for.
It's strange, because I had been using Careerbuilder to look for openings in IT, and had sent plenty resumes out there, but they were all for positions either above or below my experience level and I never got any correspondence. Finally, I just decided to go on Craigslist and found an ad, sent my resume', not actually expecting anything, and they replied back immediately and the next day I got the call.

I don't mind the teaching gig, but unless they made me permanent, then the hours just aren't enough. Hopefully, if I'm hired for this new gig, they'll understand that I don't want to leave my students hanging and let me finish the semester, which is only 2 hour classes, 3 days a week.

I really really hope they're ok with that.

all the things Derek does will never make up for that awful album he did with the Dominoes

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Job interview in a couple of hours. My confidence is not what it used to be.

Best of luck chief, hopefully you get the job!

spent most of the day trying to understand the human condition

just when I reached an epiphany, I lost it

today was weird. When I came back from school, people were checking out my mom. It was interesting. Some white girl approached and told me that my mom is the sexiest MILF (mothers I like to ****) she has ever seen. She also told me that she wish she would have sex with my mom. I was laughing but man if my mom heard this, she would have been mad as ****. My mom told me she does not like people calling her a MILF. She thinks it is so demeaning and sick. She thinks the MILF is a major insult.

That was day for me.

i would love to have sex with your mother as well

You are not the only dude. They are many dudes who want to sleep with my mom.

If what you say is true (which I doubt) then your milf is a liar.

Well my mom does not think it is a complaint. That is what she thinks.

Okay, your mom's a liar then.

My mom is a type of woman where she does not really dig flirting. My dad is no different. My dad is not happy when women especially young girls want to flirt with him. I know this because one time I told me my dad that there was a hot MILF I knew that wanted to have sex with him and he got livid and was so disgusted.

If you're not lying to us then your parents are lying to themselves.

I think my parents are telling the truth because they are not the type that like attention.

Interestingly, those liars appear to have raised a gullible attention whore.
Bored now. Good night.

your iq is 40. tops.

Really York. You are clueless on my actual IQ.

the way you communicate is a good indicator

No, I am so misunderstood. Most people do not get me at all. It is hard to know all about me.

2 gigs tonight, 6pm, then 10:30 at another place a few miles down the road. This should be interesting.

I'm at my folks dog sitting today. As I left the house D**** was walking down the drive. here's the convo
D****-"Alright lad?"
Lad-"**** offf you total ****in' ****"
D*****"Do me a favour. Don't let any of them prostitutes I brought back a few months ago in the house"
Lad-"That's your ****in' problem you total ****in' ****"
D**** "I'm gonna beat you up!"
Lad-"Your aftershave has gone off"
D****"It's not my aftershave...I just smell like a used condom"

on a secondary note. I just wanna say I love Cheryl! She might be a junky whore and stillusing smack while up the duff but I'll stand by her to the max. She's worth a millon trillion billion Dereks! Cheyrl is just ****in' it! I love you babe!
btw it's race day today which is obviously good for buisness so no doubt Cheryl will be out working. I know she's still working even though she's 7 mths pregnant 'cause the other day she said "I don't see you anymore". This is cause I don't go into town drinking anymore which means she knows that 'cause she's still out working...even though she's 7 mths pregnant! Next time I've got a spare £5 I think I'll have a walk along and buy her a kebab...next time I've got a spare £50 I'll have a walk along and **** her brains out....well maybe next year when she's dropped her sprog!

btw 2-Cheyl wears the pants in our relanthiosp...I'm ****in' petrifed of her and unlike D***** she's never pinned me up agianst the wall and threanted to burn me to death!