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Old 06-01-2018, 11:08 AM   #51621 (permalink)
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No landscaping on Fridays

I just took a bath and did a deep dig wash in on my balls and buttcrack

Layers of stink

Good god.
Have you ever considered bathing regularly?
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Old 06-01-2018, 11:16 AM   #51622 (permalink)
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Dudes

Regular showers can’t compete with old low low low hanging old man scrotum and asscrack working in Florida swamp heat

My boss wouldn’t let me in the flatbed of the truck if I let this kind funk build

This isn’t sit around the house crust

Got the talc absorbing it now
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Old 06-01-2018, 11:17 AM   #51623 (permalink)
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Dudes

Regular showers can’t compete with old low low low hanging old man scrotum and asscrack working in Florida swamp heat

My boss wouldn’t let me in the flatbed of the truck if I let this kind funk build

This isn’t sit around the house crust

Got the talc absorbing it now
I unloaded trailers before for almost 4 years. I understand the stink. Meaning I wouldn't want to sit in it for an extended period of time. But thanks for the imagery.
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Old 06-01-2018, 11:25 AM   #51624 (permalink)
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A young man’s funk cannot compete

When you’re young you’re like a self cleaning oven

When you’re old it’s half death on there
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Old 06-01-2018, 11:26 AM   #51625 (permalink)
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Regular showers can’t compete with old low low low hanging old man scrotum and asscrack working in Florida swamp heat
Can't wash little Hawk without a little water magnification?
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Old 06-01-2018, 11:27 AM   #51626 (permalink)
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When you’re young you’re like a self cleaning oven

When you’re old it’s half death on there
I don't even know how old you are tbf
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Old 06-01-2018, 11:36 AM   #51627 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2018, 11:43 AM   #51628 (permalink)
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I don't even know how old you are tbf
Over half a century goddamn

It don’t come easy either

Stayin Alive

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“Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born...

Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive“

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Old 06-01-2018, 11:51 AM   #51629 (permalink)
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^you definitely don't come off as that age. I mean it as a compliment. We share some similarities so your age was never something I considered. But now things make more sense.
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Old 06-01-2018, 11:56 AM   #51630 (permalink)
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I thought The Hawk was about 25-30 before.
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