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Yup, it's #OperationMockingbird in full effect my friend.

Blank.

I would make an attempt at a funny joke, but if you're giving up I might as well.



It's actually called #Operationholdaniggaback.

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Chula Vista

Found out yesterday that UPS, Fedex, and Amazon drop off right to my front door. No more having to run down to the office to pick up packages. Yay!

It's the little things that matter most.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Cuthbert

Mad Waxahatchee fans.

Oriphiel

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grindy

There's always a ****-ton of wax building up in my ears and I went to the ear doctor at least once a year to clean them. But then I found out you can simply do it yourself with a syringe and water.
Just tried it for the first time and it works like a charm.
I feel like having reached a whole new level of independence.

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Chula Vista

Once a day.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

grindy

That only cleans the outside of the ear, cleaning the inside is pointless and dangerous.
Suppose it's still enough for normies, but not for a wax machine like me.

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Plankton

Throw a drop of Hydrogen Peroxide in the mix, or just HP by itself. You'll feel and hear the bubbling from the HP dissolving the earwax. When it stops, irrigate with warm water using the syringe. I've had to do this since I was a kid, having swimmers ear and always swimming and all.

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grindy

Just water seemed to have done the trick nicely, but thanks for the tip. Might need it at some point.

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A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.