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The Batlord 06-17-2018 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1962987)
You’re like baseball in a thunderstorm.

No game.
You're like a soccer penalty.

A flop.

OccultHawk 06-17-2018 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1962989)
You're like a soccer penalty.

A flop.
You’re like a ghetto door hinge.

Badly in need of a screw.

The Batlord 06-17-2018 12:19 PM
You're like a ****-stained pair of pants left behind a Burger King dumpster. Literally.

OccultHawk 06-17-2018 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1963014)
You're like a ****-stained pair of pants left behind a Burger King dumpster. Literally.
You’re the guy who finds them. Literally (used correctly)

The Batlord 06-17-2018 12:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1963019)
You’re the guy who finds them. Literally (used correctly)
I'm the guy wondering if you just so happened to have a spare pair of pants in your bookbag or if you were running around Virginia naked from the waste down with **** running down your legs.

OccultHawk 06-17-2018 12:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1963022)
I'm the guy wondering if you just so happened to have a spare pair of pants in your bookbag or if you were running around Virginia naked from the waste down with **** running down your legs.
I keep a change on me.

The Batlord 06-17-2018 12:28 PM
Like Spider-Man? But with sweaty old man balls?

OccultHawk 06-17-2018 12:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1963029)
Like Spider-Man? But with sweaty old man balls?
Yes. Now go dry off your pussy

Justthefacts 06-17-2018 12:40 PM
Does daddy need to step in and keep you kids civil? Because I will.

OccultHawk 06-17-2018 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1963034)
Does daddy need to step in and keep you kids civil? Because I will.
Yes, please.


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