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Old 06-24-2018, 02:49 PM   #52831 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-24-2018, 02:54 PM   #52832 (permalink)
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lol Chula's tutorial puts me off if anything.
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Old 06-24-2018, 02:58 PM   #52833 (permalink)
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lol Chula's tutorial puts me off if anything.
Are you trying to say that "jamming your tongue in" doesn't make your penis stiff?
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Old 06-24-2018, 03:05 PM   #52834 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2018, 03:06 PM   #52835 (permalink)
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Are you trying to say that "jamming your tongue in" doesn't make your penis stiff?
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Chula —- are my eyes tripping out or are people arguing AGAINST PUSSY here?

munching ass and eating pussy > not munching ass and not eating pussy

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Old 06-24-2018, 03:08 PM   #52836 (permalink)
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Cool thing is they say they don't like it. It's gross. Don't do that.

Next thing you know they're buzzed and jamming themselves onto your mouth as hard as possible. First time Linny had an orgasm from it she screamed, "I Hate You!"



30 years later and I still haven't figured that one out...
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No, we just don't want to hear a blow-by-blow account of Chula's sex life. SAVE US!!!!
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Old 06-24-2018, 03:13 PM   #52838 (permalink)
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No, we just don't want to hear a blow-by-blow account of Chula's sex life.
Thing is, it's not my sex life. It's a ****load of people's sex life. The mind has to remain open. Even the horny bits.
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Old 06-24-2018, 03:14 PM   #52839 (permalink)
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Thing is, it's not my sex life. It's a ****load of people's sex life. The mind has to remain open. Even the horny bits.
So do the legs.
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Old 06-24-2018, 03:16 PM   #52840 (permalink)
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Cool thing is they say they don't like it. It's gross. Don't do that.

Next thing you know they're buzzed and jamming themselves onto your mouth as hard as possible. First time Linny had an orgasm from it she screamed, "I Hate You!"



30 years later and I still haven't figured that one out...
Down to 50% Team Chula

“Don’t do that” = the session is done

I never played that stop don’t stop ****

One “no” and the game is canceled

Sorry no take backs on no

No Means No

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