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Ninetales · 07-06-2018, 09:27 AM

one of my good friends just told me that he knocked a chick up and that shes due at the end of the month. he hasn't told anyone except his parents and now me. never met the chick - they weren't dating but just casually hooking up. apparently they are going to move in together and then figure out if a relationship will work or else just co-parent.

this is a wild turn of events; hes one the least likeliest of my friends to have a kid on the way. originally he was supposed to come down and stay at my place for a raucous stampede this weekend but justifiably is staying home to save coin.

but hey your boy ninetales is going to be an uncle!!

The Batlord · 07-06-2018, 10:18 AM

I hope it's a Growlithe.

Chula Vista · 07-06-2018, 12:31 PM

Once had to call in sick to work. Collect.

100% Serious.

Justthefacts · 07-06-2018, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Once had to call in sick to work. Collect.

100% Serious.

It's a good thing you're not at rock bottom anymore.

The Batlord · 07-06-2018, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

It's a good thing you're not at rock bottom anymore.

I'm a rock hard bottom if that does it for you.

Justthefacts · 07-06-2018, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm a rock hard bottom if that does it for you.

You've been at rock bottom ever since both your parents met.

The Batlord · 07-06-2018, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

You've been at rock bottom ever since both your parents met.

You're talking about my mom for letting my dad blow his inferior wad in her. How she came back from that disgrace I will never know but much respect to her.

Oriphiel · 07-06-2018, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm a rock hard bottom if that does it for you.

Power bottom >

The Batlord · 07-06-2018, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Power bottom >

*bends with a license*

Justthefacts · 07-06-2018, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Power bottom >

This used to be a decent indie band until they weren't.

07-06-2018, 12:31 PM	#53343 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Once had to call in sick to work. Collect. 100% Serious. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

07-06-2018, 09:27 AM	#53341 (permalink)
Ninetales Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: livin wild Posts: 2,179	one of my good friends just told me that he knocked a chick up and that shes due at the end of the month. he hasn't told anyone except his parents and now me. never met the chick - they weren't dating but just casually hooking up. apparently they are going to move in together and then figure out if a relationship will work or else just co-parent. this is a wild turn of events; hes one the least likeliest of my friends to have a kid on the way. originally he was supposed to come down and stay at my place for a raucous stampede this weekend but justifiably is staying home to save coin. but hey your boy ninetales is going to be an uncle!!