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Old 06-16-2018, 10:18 AM   #52341 (permalink)
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Sounds like someone had a shit night.
Probably their own fault for consuming Burger King food.
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:26 AM   #52342 (permalink)
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Last night around 10 heard a dude outside really pissed off and ranting and raving. Turns out it's the son of my neighbor Mike, who's not home. Me and my other 2 neighbors go out to see what's up. Dude is clearly a very messed up guy. Was able to get out of his raving that he's recently been in prison, is forbidden from seeing his wife and kids, is very pissed off at his dad, has no place to stay, and broke the windows of his truck in frustration (confirmed).

Situation was not calming down so I asked him if he wanted to get stoned. Filled a bowl with some medical grade stuff and let him have at it. After a few hits it worked. Some chick pulls up and wraps him in a blanket, thanks me, and then they head into the dad's trailer.

This morning the dad is still not home and the dude's truck, broken windows and all, is still parked across the street. Eyes and ears on full alert.
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:34 AM   #52343 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:36 AM   #52344 (permalink)
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I'm taking my back out for a round of Disc Golf today. I just hope it cooperates. Lots of stretching, a handful of Ibuprofen and we should be ready to party.

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Old 06-16-2018, 10:40 AM   #52345 (permalink)
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Last night around 10 heard a dude outside really pissed off and ranting and raving. Turns out it's the son of my neighbor Mike, who's not home. Me and my other 2 neighbors go out to see what's up. Dude is clearly a very messed up guy. Was able to get out of his raving that he's recently been in prison, is forbidden from seeing his wife and kids, is very pissed off at his dad, has no place to stay, and broke the windows of his truck in frustration (confirmed).

Situation was not calming down so I asked him if he wanted to get stoned. Filled a bowl with some medical grade stuff and let him have at it. After a few hits it worked. Some chick pulls up and wraps him in a blanket, thanks me, and then they head into the dad's trailer.

This morning the dad is still not home and the dude's truck, broken windows and all, is still parked across the street. Eyes and ears on full alert.
I’m not judging or accusing you of bad decision making.

Just saying: If he’s still on parole you might want to be careful about smoking him out. I don’t know what state you’re in but especially if you’re not in a recreational free state.

You’re a better man than me. If I hear a neighbor freaking out I just double check the door is locked and bolted.
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:48 AM   #52346 (permalink)
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I don’t know what state you’re in but especially if you’re not in a recreational free state.
California. I was worried the guy was going to start trashing his dad's trailer. Dude was full on manic.

P.S. Has my hardwood walking stick with me the entire time.
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:53 AM   #52347 (permalink)
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I'm taking my back out for a round of Disc Golf today. I just hope it cooperates. Lots of stretching, a handful of Ibuprofen and we should be ready to party.

I never legitimately played a game of disc golf but I did throw one around with a dude I met at the park one time. Using my expertise I know with an actual frisbee does not translate to a disc golf I learned. I got the hang of it though and enjoyed it a bit. Nothing beats ultimate frisbee though.
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As long in you’re in Cali...

It could still be against the conditions of his parole but that’s not your problem.

It definitely could be in Florida but thank god you’re there and not here

I also want you to know I never want to have another argument with you again ever

Just discussion, I’m really serious about that
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Old 06-16-2018, 10:56 AM   #52349 (permalink)
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I also want you to know I never want to have another argument with you again ever
Same here brother. Sorry it ever got so low.

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