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Old 07-25-2018, 03:59 PM   #54131 (permalink)
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You guys are dumb.

DWI = you exceeded the legal blood alcohol level. BAD!

DUI = you're under the limit but obviously buzzed on booze. Not quite as BAD. But still BAD.
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Old 07-25-2018, 04:01 PM   #54132 (permalink)
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driving under the influence (dui), driving while impaired/driving while intoxicated (dwi), operating while intoxicated (owi), operating [a] vehicle under the influence of alcohol or drugs (ovi) in ohio, or drink-driving (uk) is currently the crime or offense of driving or operating a motor vehicle while impaired by alcohol or other drugs (including recreational drugs and those prescribed by physicians), to a level that renders the driver incapable of operating a motor vehicle safely.
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Old 07-25-2018, 04:02 PM   #54133 (permalink)
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DUI is legal in Miami

In fact, driving sober gets you locked up

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Old 07-25-2018, 04:06 PM   #54134 (permalink)
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DUI stands for driving under the influence, while DWI stands for driving while intoxicated. Both terms refer to the same thing. Because states devise their own DUI laws, some states refer to the crime of drunk driving by different names. The official term in Florida is DUI.
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Old 07-25-2018, 04:08 PM   #54135 (permalink)
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They obviously both mean driving while up****ed.
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They obviously both mean driving while up****ed.
DWFU - just to standardize things.
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I think if you can still get a hard on you should walk

I mean that’s fair
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I think if you can still get a hard on you should walk

I mean that’s fair
Sober old folks are done for though.
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Old 07-25-2018, 04:16 PM   #54139 (permalink)
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I think if you can still get a hard on you should walk

I mean that’s fair
Well, it would be situational.

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Well, it would be situational.
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