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Old 08-24-2018, 02:14 PM   #54961 (permalink)
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Sitting outside a starbucks waiting for my laundry to finish, cute girl approaches me and asks if I'm Esme. Had to say no, but we chatted a bit as she sat at the table next to me. A few minutes later another cute girl approaches me and asks if I'm Jen. Again, had to say no, but directed her to Jen's table. They're on a first date and now I'm a part of their meeting story 10/10 wholesome gay vibes up in here
You just got a frustrated chick boner and we gotta hear about it.
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Old 08-24-2018, 02:33 PM   #54962 (permalink)
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You just got a frustrated chick boner and we gotta hear about it.
Frustrated is right, now more than ever. My bf is letting me date women and I've been chatting up so many qt's omggg
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Old 08-24-2018, 02:45 PM   #54963 (permalink)
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Frustrated is right, now more than ever. My bf is letting me date women and I've been chatting up so many qt's omggg
Have you told him that my inverted penis has become inverted?
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Old 08-24-2018, 02:52 PM   #54964 (permalink)
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Have you told him that my inverted penis has become inverted?
Sorry babe I just like you as a friend
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Old 08-24-2018, 03:06 PM   #54965 (permalink)
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Sorry babe I just like you as a friend
I understand. It's awkward.
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Old 08-24-2018, 03:14 PM   #54966 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2018, 03:24 PM   #54967 (permalink)
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For ****s sake, get your **** in order.

Please. It's kinda ridiculous at this point.
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Old 08-24-2018, 03:26 PM   #54968 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2018, 03:37 PM   #54969 (permalink)
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Old 08-24-2018, 03:48 PM   #54970 (permalink)
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*rearranges pile of tools*

Much better. Thanks for looking out, Chula.
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