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Old 03-26-2019, 02:00 PM   #59961 (permalink)
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no I don't get it actually
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Old 03-26-2019, 02:06 PM   #59962 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2019, 02:20 PM   #59963 (permalink)
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Ooh, I'm trying to think too complicated. Alas, there's an ocean and my sexual orientation between us
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Old 03-26-2019, 02:29 PM   #59964 (permalink)
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i know a lot about gun control. ive controlled machine guns before, on a daily basis
im overall arguing for tighter laws though, so.. sorry :ghost of MERIT:
LMAO, congratulations on your essay
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Old 03-26-2019, 02:49 PM   #59965 (permalink)
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Your twin's a dude? That's not optimal but not a deal breaker either.
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I was talking about OH. Fetishize away if it makes your day
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