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Old 09-09-2018, 01:39 PM   #55381 (permalink)
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My mom shat me out high as **** and I turned out fine.
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Old 09-09-2018, 01:43 PM   #55382 (permalink)
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My mom shat me out high as **** and I turned out fine.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-09-2018, 01:45 PM   #55383 (permalink)
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My mom shat me out high as **** and I turned out fine.
Debatable...... I mean, think about it for a bit.

The drugs get into your bloodstream. The same bloodstream that's feeding the baby.

Women gave birth drug free for centuries. Sherri wanted to go old school.
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Old 09-09-2018, 01:48 PM   #55384 (permalink)
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Is there any evidence that painkillers while giving birth affect the baby? If not then it's retarded yuppie dog ****.
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Is there any evidence that painkillers while giving birth affect the baby?
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Sherri wanted to go old school.
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How will the opiates affect my baby?

Opiates cross the placenta during labor and can produce the following side effects in the baby:

Central nervous system depression
Respiratory depression
Impaired early breastfeeding
Altered neurological behavior
Decreased ability to regulate body temperature

For these reasons, your baby might need other medication to counteract the effects of the opiate. Naloxone is a medication given in small doses that can reverse the respiratory depression that opiates can cause in a baby. It is usually given intravenously and its effects can be seen within a few minutes and can last up to 2 hours.
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Old 09-09-2018, 01:53 PM   #55386 (permalink)
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Debatable...... I mean, think about it for a bit.
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I'm sure she'll do fine though.
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Would rather the baby's mother have painkillers than circumcise the baby tbh.
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Old 09-09-2018, 02:12 PM   #55388 (permalink)
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Though if the baby is on secondhand painkillers then I guess circumcision ain't so bad.
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Though if the baby is on secondhand painkillers then I guess circumcision ain't so bad.
That's a good point, Christopher.
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Old 09-09-2018, 02:17 PM   #55390 (permalink)
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Would rather the baby's mother have painkillers than circumcise the baby tbh.
Bruh not circumcising your kid can cause pain later in life but not using an epidural when giving birth can make you feel like Gwyneth Paltrow. I'm not sure how else to convince you.
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