It wasn't college, but a public school where I experienced the frustration of having an english teacher fault be for using the word "intercept" just because he didn't know it. I knew it, because I'd been playing video games and watching movies. Open a damn dictionary before you tell your students to stop making words up, dumbass.
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I will not discuss that which is too horrifying to discuss.
On a new note, I love pussy that has been on the earth long enough have orbited the sun exactly 18 times. I have absolutely no comment about anything else. But the exact moment that 18th revolution is complete. Goddamn that’s a wonderful ****ing moment. And to think it’s happening RIGHT NOW this very day to approximately 350,000 vaginas across this beautiful planet. Mmmmm I can just smell that ripe fruit. Goddamn I love full grown fully mature women. Throw that pussy at me bitches. |
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*rides off into the sunset* |
Lol. Mad*
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Dear spiders,
I would like to request that you cease leaving single web strands in front of my driveway. Alternately I would like to thank whichever bat got to that bitch before she finished making her web despite my abandoning the throne. With respect and humility, The Ruler Formerly Known as The Batlord |
Spider season :(
One of the most terrifying moments of my life was when I felt something drop onto my bare chest in the middle of the night then heard its legs scurrying away on the duvet. I've never jumped out of bed and put the light on so fast. |
Strands are whatever. Walking into a full web then going into spastic crackhead mode is the worst though.
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Buffy taught me "effulgent".
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