I like how the Japanese just assume the cops are right without seemingly having any concept of authority not having their best interests at heart.

Nah. I'm a fake priest.

Oh ****! I knew a dude who made a fortune doing that! You do weddings and ****? Way to be your own man! So what are you, a level 2 Japanese speaker?

What’s it called? Ni-Q?

Yeah J2. Dude wtf? You know me. I'm Mord, and we hate each other. Don't you remember?

Oh I thought you quit this place- deleted your journal and ****

***hugs***

Aishiteru yo.

Watashi mo AI shi te ru

Ichiro Suzuki.

Kazumi Watanabe

Wuh boo dong