I'm not opposed to it.

I'm only opposed to it if it makes me recoil in horror.

Just got pulled over cause I didn't turn on my headlights. Damn old cars and their manual lights.

The happiest moment of my life was when I was blazed as **** driving my car when I got pulled by a cop. Dude asked me if I knew why I'd been pulled over and I was like, "... No" and he told me my headlights weren't on and I was so relieved that I went "OH!!!" totally awkwardly but the cop seemed not to pick up on how suspicious it was that I was so stoked or just figured I was a guy who was happy that I wasn't getting my car searched. Dumb bitch. I was so ****ing high.

I, being a very shined shoed, sparkly eyed boy was really worried when the obnoxiously bright lights started searing my retinas through my rear-view mirror, even though I was sure I didn't do anything wrong. I fumbled with my car's registration and I guess was awkward enough for him to ask if I had been drinking tonight. Thankful as **** I didn't get a ticket because I have very little money as it is and a huge chunk of it being thrown away for a little flub would have been ****ty.

I had a similar experience drunk back in high school

Rolling stop at stop sign

Probably the cop either took pity on me or didn’t feel like doing a DUI

What kinda pig stops somebody for a rolling stop? That's a time honored tradition. What are you even accomplishing pulling someone over for that?

I got pulled over for a rolling stop in my own driveway lol

Just saw this. A salaryman tried to beat the light on his bicycle, but a cop stopped him and...I'm not kidding....slapped him right in the face as he berated him.

I used to live in Japan. Do you teach English?