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Old 10-02-2018, 05:02 PM   #56081 (permalink)
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Quick story. Once worked with a guy who thought it would be a good idea to slab peanut butter on a couple slices of bread and then put them PB side up in a toaster oven......

Dude ended up in the emergency room with 2nd degree burns to the roof of his mouth.
thats a horrible story about your co-worker, that would be some hot peanut butter
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Old 10-02-2018, 05:05 PM   #56082 (permalink)
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Old 10-02-2018, 05:09 PM   #56083 (permalink)
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Why would you even do that? Toasted PB&J's are the only way, but you just toast the bread beforehand.
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Old 10-02-2018, 05:20 PM   #56084 (permalink)
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Why would you even do that? Toasted PB&J's are the only way, but you just toast the bread beforehand.
Exactly. His wife was out of town and he was kitchen illiterate (STUPID). When he came back to work a couple of days later the guy could barely speak. When he showed me the damage to his mouth I cringed so hard it almost hurt.
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Old 10-02-2018, 05:30 PM   #56085 (permalink)
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What an idiot

You'd think he'd at least blow on the food or check how hot it is by nibbling a little piece first
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Old 10-02-2018, 05:31 PM   #56086 (permalink)
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OMG though the taste of melted peanut butter with jelly on toasted bread is enough to make me want to fuck my 10-year-old self.
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OMG though the taste of MOLTEN OIL with jelly on toasted bread is enough to make me want to fuck my 10-year-old self.
Fixed. You sir are a masochist.
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Old 10-02-2018, 05:36 PM   #56088 (permalink)
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Old 10-02-2018, 05:39 PM   #56089 (permalink)
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OMG though the taste of melted peanut butter with jelly on toasted bread is enough to make me want to fuck my 10-year-old self.
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Old 10-02-2018, 05:41 PM   #56090 (permalink)
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Fixed. You sir are a masochist.
WTF. Just toast the bread and then apply the peanut butter and jelly as normal. There's absolutely no burning involved. You even have to do it quick so it doesn't get cold. Nothing molten. If you don't know what I'm talking about then toast some bread and then make a PB&J like normal. It'll be fine.
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