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Old 10-15-2018, 05:08 PM   #56521 (permalink)
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Be more like me. Everyone either hates me, begrudgingly tolerates me, or fondly tolerates me. But nobody thinks I'm a normie.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:11 PM   #56522 (permalink)
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Just ask her if she does butt stuff
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:11 PM   #56523 (permalink)
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Her friend pretty clearly indicated she does.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:14 PM   #56524 (permalink)
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Ah, if weird stuff is just butt stuff tell her and her friend that they be prudes.
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:14 PM   #56525 (permalink)
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Her friend pretty clearly indicated she does.
But she needs to know that he knows, else doomed to buttless sex is he.
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:27 PM   #56526 (permalink)
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Is her friend open to you butt ****ing her?
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:33 PM   #56527 (permalink)
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Don't worry, it's entertaining to everyone but you.

In all seriousness, **** happens. Stick around but don't be that creep trying to break her relationship. Worst case scenario, find a single girl and convince her to dye her hair blue and don a vest that you stole from work.
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:37 PM   #56528 (permalink)
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I inquired with one of her friends and she said sorry bud but you could still talk to her, but now I'm actually just grossed out (not that I have any right to be that's just my bad personality trait, I am a viciously jealous person) and want to be off my noggin
Male heterosexual possessiveness is a manifestation of misogyny.
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:44 PM   #56529 (permalink)
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It means deep down you think you have the right to own a woman.
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Old 10-15-2018, 05:46 PM   #56530 (permalink)
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You're making this too complicated. **** boyfriends, posturing, and all that ****.

Let me simplify it for you.

Just show up to work in a *** stained Cab Volt shirt. If her pants haven't already flown off by the time you reach her desk, she isn't the one.
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