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#56021 (permalink) |
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
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Ah, if weird stuff is just butt stuff tell her and her friend that they be prudes.
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#56022 (permalink) |
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Ask me how!
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: The States
Posts: 5,354
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But she needs to know that he knows, else doomed to buttless sex is he.
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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Is her friend open to you butt ****ing her?
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#56024 (permalink) |
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
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Don't worry, it's entertaining to everyone but you.
In all seriousness, **** happens. Stick around but don't be that creep trying to break her relationship. Worst case scenario, find a single girl and convince her to dye her hair blue and don a vest that you stole from work.
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
Posts: 22,006
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Male heterosexual possessiveness is a manifestation of misogyny.
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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It means deep down you think you have the right to own a woman.
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#56027 (permalink) |
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Ask me how!
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: The States
Posts: 5,354
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You're making this too complicated. **** boyfriends, posturing, and all that ****.
Let me simplify it for you. Just show up to work in a *** stained Cab Volt shirt. If her pants haven't already flown off by the time you reach her desk, she isn't the one.
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#56029 (permalink) |
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
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He is absolutely right. You already recognized it as a bad part of your personality ffs.
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
Posts: 35,541
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Laurie is an older lady's name. Hunting after milfs already or is it good ole Oedipus at work?
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