I'm a dad. We need to have a thread for dads to give one another tips.

I can't wait until Frown, Hawk and Merit start fighting over whether elph jr should get vaccinated

elph ain’t no fool

If it shows me how to evade child support im all for it.

Many years from now, elph jr is gonna scan through MB and find out that his mom is a screamer, and that he was a drunken mistake

On the real, though

What are you gonna do if she actually gets pregnant, and wants to keep it?

NNN is a thing for a reason, Elph. ffs

That'll teach her to run her mouth.

Jokes aside, I actually do feel for you, elph

I can imagine that this might even be the scariest moment of your life