lol

Omg wear a condom ffs

Not gonna pretend like when the time comes and you don't get anything at all and you get the chance for your penis to touch flesh that you're thinking rationally. Especially when you're drunk. Take pity on those who don't get laid. It's not a fake affliction.

not worth a baby

not worth an sti

Dudes lose their head and act like retard animals. I don't even know why chastity belts were made for women.

All you gotta do is say, "Hold on, I'm not going in the stinky or the pinky with out a dinky on my winky." All she'll instantly soak herself thinking of how responsibly you behave.

Men have the dicks it’s our responsibility to wrap it up

You’re probably going to take a nuanced two to tango stance


But dipping in raw unless discussed before hand is big time disrespectful of the female

I understand that kind of by default disempowers women but if you respect the woman you wear a condom

Period.

Black is white.

We will do our best to protect your penis at all costs.

I'll look away from afar.