I believe the politically incorrect term is "womb tomb".

Lara Croft, Womb Raider

Somebody Photoshop a pic of Lara holding a coat hanger in each hand with that caption.

My front door is being painted today so I left out two joints and some baked goods for the crew. I cant wait to get home to see if they smoked them it's like leaving out cookies for Santa.

Bless you, Mrs Claus. If you only you were as old as the real one but in a sexy way. I guess you already got the body type.

Stfu Charles

You just mad cause I know how to neg. Don't feel bad. I can neg men too. The amount of impotently outraged looks I get in real life makes my existence worth living.

So did they smoke em

no :(

Fire them. In both senses.