In the eyes of the non-sentient universe, the amount of suffering that a living being experiences is ultimately equal in beauty/revulsion to the suffering that a nonexistent being experiences (which is to say, none).

So why not choose the timeline that has humanity, and thus clown porn.

Hell yes we are.

A world without humanity is like a college dorm without nightly orgies. You can miss me with that ****.

Let's burn this ****ing universe to the ground.

I was just offered that case worker job I interviewed for last week

I take it all back life is beautiful humans are great everyone should have babies

Congrats, WWWP

No one said that but ok

Is this still the Your Day thread?

I didn't say that anybody said that, I was just making a random statement that you assumed to be a reply to something.

This is not a response

But this is.

A close friend found his Mom dead last night. I'm taking off work early today to go meet him and a group of others at a DG course to help him get his mind off of things. At least for a little while.

TFW you're setting up a cheap piece of **** $20 bookcase and realize once you've finished putting the damn thing together that you ****ed up and have to take it half apart. Then you notice you ****ed something else up and have to take it the rest of the way apart.

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