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Old 12-23-2018, 10:05 AM   #58801 (permalink)
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I witnessed some of the funniest sexual harassment.
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i didn't eat nothing but 3 apples and wendys chicken sandwich yesterday

got a 100 on my math final last night
As far as fast food goes, Wendy's does make a good chicken sandwich. And congrats on acing your exam!

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I use a combination of finger print and pattern draw. Fort ****ing Knox.
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Old 12-23-2018, 10:21 AM   #58802 (permalink)
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@[MERIT], thanks bruh. i agree that chicken sandwich was actually tasty. not as good as chic fila or w/e its called but i left wendys still a bit hungry and thought maybe i thought have gotten two :/ thanks. thanks about the exam too, just waiting for one classes grades to close up and ill know if i made the deans list or not

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Old 12-23-2018, 11:58 AM   #58803 (permalink)
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Yessir, [merit]. Female on both male and female but mostly the male.
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Old 12-23-2018, 12:48 PM   #58804 (permalink)
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"Hey Apple, I bet you can't get consumers to buy a product with a 100% price markup AND get them to willingly create a biometric database for the government."

Apple: "Hold my beer."
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Old 12-23-2018, 01:41 PM   #58805 (permalink)
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It was the craziest thing. Kiii was just strolling home, innocently enough, and suddenly tripped on his shoelace. He was sent reeling forward, gaining enough momentum to roll straight through a gas station's sliding doors. When he made it to his feet he mistook a pack of Marlboro's behind the counter for Band-Aids. By the time he made it home and realized what he had bought it was too late.
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Old 12-23-2018, 03:02 PM   #58806 (permalink)
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I wouldn't buy an Apple product if it came with free blowjobs.
Would you buy a blow job if it came with a free apple?



Went to the beach today. Read and listened to music.

Watched a young couple with a camera on a tripod. The woman was prancing around looking good. Nice rack she was justifiably proud of.

Then went to Hooters to watch some NFL. It’s on the beach and this little girl from Ohio (her family was all decked out in Bengals gear) went for a swim wearing her summer dress. She was like 8. Her mom was like have fun sweetie but her grandparents went apesh*t. The thing is the water is warmer than the air temperature (about 65) so when she tested the water it felt comfortable. Swimming in December here is no big deal. But her grandfather had to be a huge Nazi **** about it. Told her she ruined everyone’s day and blah blah. And really he was just pissed off because he was drunk and his ****ty team was losing. Oh well. The Falcons won. Oh and my Hooters girl was wearing a regular t-shirt not the super tight titty mega cleavage top they’re supposed to wear. You could tell she had a great rack too. The other table’s girl wasn’t as sexy but she was letting it all hang out like she’s supposed to. I love the way their ass cheeks hang out of those orange short shorts. Grunt.
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Old 12-23-2018, 03:50 PM   #58809 (permalink)
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Went to the beach today. Read and listened to music.

Watched a young couple with a camera on a tripod. The woman was prancing around looking good. Nice rack she was justifiably proud of.

Then went to Hooters to watch some NFL. It’s on the beach and this little girl from Ohio (her family was all decked out in Bengals gear) went for a swim wearing her summer dress. She was like 8. Her mom was like have fun sweetie but her grandparents went apesh*t. The thing is the water is warmer than the air temperature (about 65) so when she tested the water it felt comfortable. Swimming in December here is no big deal. But her grandfather had to be a huge Nazi **** about it. Told her she ruined everyone’s day and blah blah. And really he was just pissed off because he was drunk and his ****ty team was losing. Oh well. The Falcons won. Oh and my Hooters girl was wearing a regular t-shirt not the super tight titty mega cleavage top they’re supposed to wear. You could tell she had a great rack too. The other table’s girl wasn’t as sexy but she was letting it all hang out like she’s supposed to. I love the way their ass cheeks hang out of those orange short shorts. Grunt.
Are you one of those people who yell and clap in bars when sports are on a TV? I was just in a bar with some of those people.
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Are you one of those people who yell and clap in bars when sports are on a TV? I was just in a bar with some of those people.
Not recently but I’ve been known to make a fuss. Often in a directly confrontational way with opposing fans while by myself. I don’t **** with Eagles fans though. They be taking **** way too damn serious.
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