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The Batlord · 12-27-2018, 04:18 PM

Yes. Not all jobs but some.

OccultHawk · 12-27-2018, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

You have to take a drug test to get a job? Weird... Is that an American thing?

Yes. The only jobs that don’t are jobs they couldn’t fill without stoners. It’s fascist af.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-27-2018, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Yes. The only jobs that don’t are jobs they couldn’t fill without stoners. It’s fascist af.

I'm offended and I'm against it. Even as a guy who never does drugs.
As long as people are doing their jobs just fine, it's not the employer's business what their employees do for recreation.

The Batlord · 12-27-2018, 04:39 PM

And if you're about to hire a tweaker who's gonna go to work high af and on his fourth day with no sleep then you probably don't need a piss test to tell.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-27-2018, 04:41 PM

Exactly. If the drugs turn out to be a problem, then by all means fire the person. Like you would fire someone who can't do their job for whatever other reason.

OccultHawk · 12-27-2018, 04:45 PM

Today I went to the pharmacy to get my crazy pills. The pharmacist is this cute super tidy really smart and nerd-yummy woman. No line so small talked her about Xmas. In this part of the south people are super chatty. Digression: When I first left the south and went out west it took me forever to realize that people don’t at least throw a good morning or how ya doin at EVERYONE you pass when you’re about. Anyway, she asked me if they fed us a special meal at the restaurant and I’m telling you by baby Jesus I ain’t never told her where I work and I do NOT get insurance through the job. This little honey went home one day, thought about me, and googled my sexy ass. I might be getting some high iq pussy juice on lil Hawk yo.

OccultHawk · 12-27-2018, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

most the time people resume smoking the day after the initial drug test ime

ya think?

**Frownland** · 12-27-2018, 04:46 PM

Companies get tax cuts if they drug test too.

Cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, all out of your system in about 48 hours btw.

OccultHawk · 12-27-2018, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Companies get tax cuts if they drug test too.

Cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, all out of your system in about 48 hours btw.

That’s such bull****. I thought it was just an insurance thing. **** that’s ghey.

~~MicShazam~~ · 12-27-2018, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Companies get tax cuts if they drug test too.

Cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, all out of your system in about 48 hours btw.

So it's both fascist, and it doesn't work anyway because it's super easy to work around? Great system.

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12-27-2018, 04:41 PM	#58905 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	Exactly. If the drugs turn out to be a problem, then by all means fire the person. Like you would fire someone who can't do their job for whatever other reason.