I thought you worked with your family. Oh, yeah that makes sense.

... I haven't worked for my family in six years...

That makes sense as well.

I have a job at Red Lobster. FUCK jewelry. I'm so sick of all the people wanting something me to do a 12 hour job and expecting to pay 20 bucks.

I'd call the Department of Labor.

They can't do nothing about what customers ask. They come in ask me to use gold to wire wrap this stone with a super intricate design. I tell them it'll cost a min of 500, with a 250 deposit. Then they're like, "i was looking to spend 50 bucks."

Went to the grocery store after work:

Cashier: You gonna eat this chicken for lunch or give it to me?
Me: You can have a piece, bro, but your fingers will get greasy.
C: What came first the chicken or the egg?
M: The Egg. The chicken evolved from something else that was also hatched in an egg.
C: How did that happen?
M: Radiation from the sun mutated the DNA.
Incredibly Cute Bagger Girl: It took a million years.
C: So if I stand in the sun will I turn into a mermaid?
M: No, you’re already a species. Nobody knows what your DNA is going to do but there’s probably not enough time left before the end of the universe for that to happen.

Fast forward to gas station:

Black Guy 1: It’s a beautiful day! Praise Jesus!
Black Guy 2: I don’t believe in Jesus.
Uncomfortable silence...
Black Guy 2: What? Do you think I’m going to get struck by lightning?
M: Stand your ground dude. Stand your ground.
Black Guy 2: Yeah!

Listened to This Nation’s Saving Grace, Nashville Skyline, and The Other Side of Abbey Road at work today. Three great records.

Y'all some idiots.

Last time I went to self checkout I couldn’t get a couple items to scan so I just stole them.

Is it always easy to steal **** using self checkout?

Lol. I refuse to use self checkout. It's just another way for the corporations to phase out humans and not pay people.