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I miss sex.

Sex misses you.

Same

been like 8 months now

but I've got an electronic boyfriend aww yeah

Aww

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:wave:

I'm going to miss it after this week! Jolly good stuff that sex business.

Agreed, but ladies never really approach me. Jokes on them, I have an 8 incher.

*runs to the airport*

I have got to stop reading your posts in the voice of George W. Bush.

Yea GW definitly does not have an 8 incher.:pimp:

Oddly enough today I am not as broken as I thought I would be... sometimes somethings just don't work out the way that you want them to...but they work out the way they are supposed to and at the time they don't seem like its for the best but I suppose everything happens for a reason... So I am going to enjoy my day off not mope around and photoshop pictures of myself with Paula Dean...

Anal virginity?

Lmao I can't imagine that being too traumatic

I gave my ex mine for Xmas one year

Well, I imagine if it's...


http://images.t-nation.com/forum_ima...ex_giraffe.jpg


...then it might be pretty traumatic.

I think you mean rape

I feel like I'm living in Bizarro world.

I don't think people are supposed to be proud that their baby daddy went to jail for rape and speak so loudly about it like it's a badge of honor or something.

That's bloody shocking. Guys like that deserve castration.

Um, no. I derived no pleasure from it (WAY too young), in fact it was v stressful and began here to get technical:

http://www.musicbanter.com/general-m...ml#post1332014

Ok just wanted to clear that up...

;-)

Same... I think.

I'm curious as to your perception of it - PM me...

My day: Catering to my sweet tooth, as everyday this year, and miraculously staying thin.

Fro sun up to sundown: caramel creams (2), Coke (1), peppermint taffy (1), cocoanut cream pie slice (1)

Well I for one am glad you're back

It was this chick talking super loudly about it like she was proud of it. I have no idea why and no idea how it fit into the argument she was having but yeah....

It's bc of you... Ppl rarely reach out to me like that these days (where it's wanted anyway).
That white hair w/ black eyebrows cyberstalker guy called me twice last wk.

:love:
Your husband called me gay tho wtf???

NO WAY :mad: I'll have a talk w/ him when he comes to bed, I'm sorry. You are bisexual agender, right?

Pansexual agender but yeah, I was just like "duuude.....bye"

Haha, good for you. xox

Those GIRLS should not reproduce. They're wont to bring up a child in the most horrible of environments, replete with drama, and should be neutered.

I say neutered, because when one is that ****ing stupid, they're essentially an animal. No child they bring up is going to achieve their full abilities; they could be fantastically loving, but their above average child would not find any nurturing they need and deserve.

Unless the child learns to adapt to the hostile environment and raises itself which can and has happened before to positive results.

Wow, what a sweeping statement right there...

And it may not be accurate but I'd at least say that if that story offers any indication as to what the mother is like, and the father is in jail for rape, then they may not exactly have the best start in life.

A guy from here has his own building company and he often goes into some old Glasgow flats to renovate them, yesterday he uploaded two photos on facebook from a flat that he was worling on that apparently had some sort of phychotic alcoholic mother staying in it, the first photo was a lock on the OUTSIDE of the room so she could lock the kid/kids in and the second was a scrawl inside the cupboard of that bedroom saying "why is mum always so bad".




This could be happened at any point in time but it genuinely made me sick to my stomach she was allowed to look after this kid. Poor little lamb :(.

Well, my mom was sick yesterday with a migraine and nausea. I left home and when I came back she was gone. I was a little worried since I figured she'd probably gone to the hospital, but I couldn't get into contact with her cause for some odd reason we've just never gotten around to exchanging cell phone numbers. Then she didn't come home till like four o'clock in the morning, and I was up till three waiting for her to make sure she wasn't dead or something before going to bed. I was all set to go find the numbers to the local hospitals this morning to call around, but luckily she's back now, but apparently still not feeling well.

I hate having to wait long hours for my mom to come home, especially when she doesn't answer her phone. I get way too paranoid.

Do you know why she left Batlord? Did she go to the hospital?

Regardless, I hope she's alright.

Migranes can last for days, even weeks. Hope she's Ok bud. Keep us posted if you can.

Yeah, hospital. She seems...better than yesterday I guess. She still had a migraine, so I didn't want to pepper her with questions.

The cure for migraines is 2 Benedryl & 2 Ibuprofen

The hospital gave me this concoction via injections when I went to the ER for one from eating an entire bulb of garlic... (I had a cold and was trying to get rid of it)

It works at home when I get them from ODing on caffeine... although I don't get them very often TBH, not even a common headache.

:(

Things like this make me very sad.

Well, I just want to throw something out there for all my fellow MB members and the few very special people I have met on here.. I met someone incredibly special on this board... and I am grateful for that... I have met someone that I feel like truly understands and cares for me, in a way that I am not used to. I keep my relationship with this man, private, because it is frankly no ones business.. but ours... I am very very hurt by a few members of this board right now... I just want to throw this out there... be careful of what you say to people... I have spent my day in tears, and completely lost and alone...and thus flushed 4 years of sobriety down the toilet tonight because I couldn't not get the voices in my head to shut up... you know the ones that tell you are a piece of worthless ****.... Can we please be kind to one another... please.... I love this community and it would kill me to drop off of here, because of this situation...

I know. Makes you really appreciate the life your parents have given you.

Not Sheriff Serious? If you are actually serious how could you let words of some random person over an internet forum impact you that much, and why?