Por que?

Mexicans love those ridiculous hats. We shouldn't take that away from them.

That's true. Otherwise, where do they store their guac and salsa?

Well one of us is gonna have to change:

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I don't believe there's any better way to start your day than with pressurized blasts of freon

Cinco de Mayo: An excuse to drink more than normal - as if that's even possible anymore.

Mike's back in LA. No clue how he was able to afford the plane ticket back but glad he's home.

Kiesel Vadar anticipation is beginning to grow exponentionally. So stupid to have taken the plunge but had to do it in honor of Allan.

Rumor has it that Linda is gonna be brought on full time at Bed, Bath, & Beyond with a pay raise and health insurance after 90 days. (please cross your fingers)

Need to woodshed with MSPaint tomorrow morning to try and make you all proud.

I'm being pushed from seasonal to a full time on kegs because I'm awesome. And I'll get benefits and perhaps a raise. And I got way too much beer. And it's good beer and not ****ty Utah beer because I get to take home the stuff we send out of state.

I swear to ****ing god, we've gotten 12" of rain during the past 6 hours. Absolutely insane. Massive downpours, one after another.

My patio has only a single drain. I've had to roll up my jeans, take off my shoes and socks, and huddled under an umbrella twice just to clear the thing from dog hair and other ****.

Insane.

If it was 20 degrees we'd have 8 feet of snow.

Try living in Seattle and then you have the right to complain.

What part of 12" of rain in 6 hours do you not understand?

Actually we're at 14". It's raining so crazy right now I had to turn up the volume on the TV.

Yeah it rarely gets that bad around here. It rains a lot in the area but not like that.

Try living in Ontario. It's been raining here for literally 36 hours solid. :finger:

Seattle just broke a 122-year-old record for rain

**** off

There's supposed to be frost here tonight. Take that.

I like the pessimist attitude (honestly, I do) but Mexicans actually take it pretty seriously. And by seriously I mean they get shitfaced on Tequila and Red Bull. Viva la Appropriation!

Try living in a city with an infrastructure that isn't designed for anything more than 2" of rain.

What phony ass Mexicans do you chill with?

Try living in Utah. We are drowning in the Mormon reign right now. ****ing theocracy.

Utah seems awful solely because so many of those Mormon mommy blogger cooking blogs (with the Russian novel-length essays before every recipe) that I accidentally stumble across are based there.

Utah is a weird place. Most of us are liberal except the Mormons. And the Mormons control everything. My friend's mom kept showing me their secret hand shakes. Most specifically the one a dude gives a girl to let her know he wants to **** her because I guess they have a secret handshake for that. I think my friend's mom wants to **** me.

The ones that live 7 goddamn miles from the border of Texas. What phony ones do YOU chill with? Given you live in New York, pretty sure you're hanging out with Puerto Rican's mostly.

Nah that's down in the city.

I'm hanging out with mostly Mexicans, Peruvians, Colombians and yeah some Puerto Ricans.

Anyways they aren't pounding back tequila and margaritas or any of that other stereotypical ****.

Your border Tex Mex friends are out of touch with their roots.

Are margaritas actually a Mexican stereotype? I always associated them with middle-class single white chicks trying to drown their blossoming mediocrity.

The drinks I associate with those types are cosmos and mimosas.

And margaritas.

I feel dead today. Oh right it's monday. ****.

So you listen to Bauhaus?

Still dead.

i dented the **** out of a truck that was about to be sold this morning at work. have a great day everyone!

Put a matching dent on the other side, find a schmuck, and sell it to him as the aerodynamic model.

Fuck.

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Keep on truckin', bro.

Bat, your avi keeps making me think about that scene in A Clockwork Orange.

Same.

Did Malcolm really hold his breath that long or was there a breathing tube in the trough?

Option 3: it was aerobic liquid like in The Abyss.

Kubrick's brilliance never ceases to amaze me.

Someday I'll have to watch that movie. Loved the book, but I'm squeamish.

Wear a seatbelt and you'll be fine.