Everybody come to Japan!

Yes, I have. We’d all have to set out alone and meet at the first place that makes sense

I mean I’m not backtracking and **** that would be moronic. My route would take me through Dallas naturally. I think that’s elph’s backyard. I guess we’d meet Bat in Colorado or something.

this is boring rp

I know you're making sense. Elph really wasn't and I'm just kind of trying to be a dick.

Hey if I find out you both do this then I might just make the cross country trip on a bus but I'm not holding my breath. You're two southerners who hate the south but insist on living there even after multiple moves. Gimme a home base to believe in.

That’s the kind of lack of self-sufficiency I’m not interested in. Even if elph offers would you really want him to drive to Virginia just to pick you up? I’m not having elph drive to ****ing Florida when the goal is Oregon. That’s idiotic. I’d rather get to Dallas on my own to increase the chances his car makes it to Oregon.

Btw, I bought a car with my gambling money and it still runs but if I do this I’m going to sell it or try to trade it for a van.

Yeah see I'm not your self-sufficiency guy. Not at all. I'll wreck my life such as it is but I'm not gonna trust myself if I can't trust you guys in some way. If ya'll end up where ya'll say ya'll will end up and have an address to meet up at I can deal with that.

Ive spent 20% of my life out west. 20% in Asia. And 60% down south. About. Subtract 1% off something for Brooklyn. It’s more time down south than I’ve wanted but goddamnit life gets you sometimes you judgmental bastard.

When the f*ck were you in Brooklyn?