This is why I hurt myself.

You should his yourself more.

that was some reaching

for hisr ding dong

His is why we can't have nice things.

i was driving all around houston today buying random ****

Batlord called my ding dong a nice thing.

I mean Ant is a Christ Stain dork cause he thinks Jesus exists.

He might have existed (historically speaking). Probably not the deified Kenny Loggins-looking necromancer you see on TV though.