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hopin to get my car back from the mechanic so i have it for the wknd. i wanna get a new car soon but since mine is paid off its just so nice not havin the car payment lol. first real money ive put into it so i hope it doesnt become a usual thing now
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Hate it when my piss stream breaks into two, especially when i am over at someone's house. One, it is too hard to stop when you are started, I mean, one line is goin where you want it, the other is goin **** knows where, the floor, the dog, your foot. Then you have to mop it up. Next time it happens i am gonna just punch my dick and see what happens.
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The only time I sit down to pee is if I'm drunk and don't feel like leaning back and forth or if I'm tired in the middle of the night and would rather just sit down.
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Hey, we were all taught to pee standing up. Too bad nobody taught us about how much we're pissing on ourselves by doing so.
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I had to learn as an adult tbh
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You guys realize that only happens if the last time your penis was used it had semen cumming out. Every time I bust a nut then go piss however much time after, one stream hits the seat the other goes on the wall/cat/myface/whereever.
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In 24 hours, I've only slept a half an hour. I feel completely fine.
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Bought an electronic cigarette yesterday, it's not as cool as hermiones because I need to press a button to get the vapour but I ****ing love it. I bought a purple mouthpiece for it and have strawberry flavour <3
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I saw a news story talking about how e-cigs are gaining in popularity. Then they decided to say that it's no alternative to taking the patch or some other shite. I don't know I didn't pay attention to it much after the initial claim.
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I've tried the patch before, they're ****ing useless. They fall off your skin haha, that was the biggest problem I had with them and the pharmacy told me to try Sellotaping them to my skin.... UH NO hahaha.
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hmm you'd think they would come up with a way for them to not fall off so much when that's their main purpose is to stay on your skin. lol
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I know, at first I thought it was because I was playing basketball a lot and moving my arms loads, then I went on some college holidays and didn't play any and it still happened. ****wits. You'd think that would be the first thing they would conquer.
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They're amazing aren't they? So much more convienient than reg cigarettes :) |
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Who's gonna call him? I never call anyone, I don't even answer my phone when people call ME
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You're getting gay with Batty? Does he know?
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