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Exo 04-25-2019 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2053817)
look dude - you can’t ask her what she wants because she’s not going to want to look shallow - there’s no mystery- she wants to feel special (in other words: beautiful)

My opinion is she wants Elph to stop being so obsessed with how punk he is and to take her out to dinner or some sh*t and make her feel special. It's like we're talking the same language but with different words OH.

The Batlord 04-25-2019 09:11 PM

The only reason to call a woman a bitch is if she has a male dog and wants to breed him so you call her up a bitch and then she's so grateful she lets you put it in her butt while you lock eyes with the dog mounting the bitch and exchange a wink.

OccultHawk 04-25-2019 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 2053819)
As good as any!

Chula

Would you back me up that switching the topic to how beautiful she looks is almost always a winner?

I think it’s always but I’m only asking you to agree with almost always.

OccultHawk 04-25-2019 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 2053821)
My opinion is she wants Elph to stop being so obsessed with how punk he is and to take her out to dinner or some sh*t and make her feel special. It's like we're talking the same language but with different words OH.

yep - I figured you knew because you’ve been up in it a lot lately

WWWP 04-25-2019 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2053807)
Shut up, bitch.

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2053816)
That's no excuse to call a woman a bitch.

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2053824)
The only reason to call a woman a bitch is if she has a male dog and wants to breed him so you call her up a bitch and then she's so grateful she lets you put it in her butt while you lock eyes with the dog mounting the bitch and exchange a wink.



i hate you sm

Exo 04-25-2019 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2053826)
yep - I figured you knew because you’ve been up in it a lot lately

I'd consider it more than that. I mean, my gf drove to like an hour because a liquor store had the beer I want. She told me she's looking for a condo to buy with enough room to house my record collection. Our three month "anniversary" consisted of us playing scrabble and drinking PBR because I like those things. Sometimes she wants to split the dinner bill and I'm all like "Nah, I got it." and she's like, no, we should split it, and I'm like "Nah, I like your face and everything else about you so this sh*t is on me" and we look at each other and just enjoy the fact that we're not dead and in the presence of somebody else who gets it.

So, it's more than just "being up in it" a lot lately. I found the person that makes life less miserable and that's a win in my book. I'm gunna tell that girl she pretty like every day.

OccultHawk 04-25-2019 09:31 PM

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I like your face and everything else about you so this sh*t is on me
winner winner chicken dinner

take notes elph

you talking about some other dude and **** lol

NO GAME SON

don’t just spew your stupid mind vomit on her ffs

The Batlord 04-25-2019 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2053827)
i hate you sm

Your tits are mostly symmetrical today.

Exo 04-25-2019 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2053831)
don’t just spew your stupid mind vomit on her ffs

This is what I'm saying, dude. Elph too busy with his opinions and sh*t to focus on what this girl needs.

Chula Vista 04-25-2019 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2053825)
Would you back me up that switching the topic to how beautiful she looks is almost always a winner?

Really depends on what your switching the topic from.


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