My opinion is she wants Elph to stop being so obsessed with how punk he is and to take her out to dinner or some sh*t and make her feel special. It's like we're talking the same language but with different words OH.

The only reason to call a woman a bitch is if she has a male dog and wants to breed him so you call her up a bitch and then she's so grateful she lets you put it in her butt while you lock eyes with the dog mounting the bitch and exchange a wink.

Chula

Would you back me up that switching the topic to how beautiful she looks is almost always a winner?

I think it’s always but I’m only asking you to agree with almost always.

yep - I figured you knew because you’ve been up in it a lot lately

i hate you sm

I'd consider it more than that. I mean, my gf drove to like an hour because a liquor store had the beer I want. She told me she's looking for a condo to buy with enough room to house my record collection. Our three month "anniversary" consisted of us playing scrabble and drinking PBR because I like those things. Sometimes she wants to split the dinner bill and I'm all like "Nah, I got it." and she's like, no, we should split it, and I'm like "Nah, I like your face and everything else about you so this sh*t is on me" and we look at each other and just enjoy the fact that we're not dead and in the presence of somebody else who gets it.

So, it's more than just "being up in it" a lot lately. I found the person that makes life less miserable and that's a win in my book. I'm gunna tell that girl she pretty like every day.

winner winner chicken dinner

take notes elph

you talking about some other dude and **** lol

NO GAME SON

don’t just spew your stupid mind vomit on her ffs

Your tits are mostly symmetrical today.

This is what I'm saying, dude. Elph too busy with his opinions and sh*t to focus on what this girl needs.

Really depends on what your switching the topic from.