Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Really depends on what your switching the topic from.

Originally Posted by Exo

I'd consider it more than that. I mean, my gf drove to like an hour because a liquor store had the beer I want. She told me she's looking for a condo to buy with enough room to house my record collection. Our three month "anniversary" consisted of us playing scrabble and drinking PBR because I like those things. Sometimes she wants to split the dinner bill and I'm all like "Nah, I got it." and she's like, no, we should split it, and I'm like "Nah, I like your face and everything else about you so this sh*t is on me" and we look at each other and just enjoy the fact that we're not dead and in the presence of somebody else who gets it.

So, it's more than just "being up in it" a lot lately. I found the person that makes life less miserable and that's a win in my book. I'm gunna tell that girl she pretty like every day.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I'd vote for Trump

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

1) Do you live in the USA?

Originally Posted by Exo

Elph,

If you want to f*ck this girl and sh*t? Do it. You're young. I don't mind adhering to the OH formula for young living. Get that VaGee while you're young and mysterious and girls havn't figured out how full of sh*t you are.

Originally Posted by jwb

A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

“I like your face” is a great line. Winner every time unless your OH and the girl is telling you to **** off cause she doesnt want to be around you right now and you think telling her how beautiful she is is a good idea. Not only is that bad advice but it makes you seem desperate and pathetic.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I'd vote for Trump

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Dude

I know you wont trust me but I’m going to tell you anyway

Don’t **** around with sorting **** out or any of that

Whenever you talk to a woman turn the subject toward how beautiful they are

I’m serious af / that’s all women want to hear ever

even if she calls you out for being a shallow piece of **** keep on topic

Her looks she’s beautiful

It never ****ing fails

Others will dispute this but they are wrong


call her and just say you’ve been thinking about how beautiful she is and then mosey off - even if she acts cold it doesn’t matter - women get addicted to it

It hits the crack cocaine pleasure center or something

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

She wants to be wanted. Therefore she wants to be beautiful.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.

Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

^ Very glad to hear this. If you ever feel that I'm picking on you, it's only because, as well as being outspoken, I see you as a mature, intelligent and responsive poster.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I'd vote for Trump