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Old 04-25-2019, 08:43 PM   #61301 (permalink)
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Elph,

If you want to f*ck this girl and sh*t? Do it. You're young. I don't mind adhering to the OH formula for young living. Get that VaGee while you're young and mysterious and girls havn't figured out how full of sh*t you are.

IF...

...you actually love this girl however, just call the bitch and tell her you're coming over to her house and ask her what she needs out of this relationship to make her happy. Pending on what she says, either do it because "you have like, love sex" and sh*t, or move the f*ck on and find a girl who likes Fields of the Nephilim and have fun because you're doing a disservice for yourself and her and wasting a metric f*ck ton of time while you do it.

EDIT: Sorry for the drunk vernacular.
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Old 04-25-2019, 08:49 PM   #61302 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2019, 08:58 PM   #61303 (permalink)
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call the bitch and tell her you're coming over to her house and ask her what she needs out of this relationship to make her happy
She wants to be wanted. Therefore she wants to be beautiful. Therefore he tells her she’s beautiful.

Haters gonna hate but I got this.

And really exo, bitch? Is that necessary?
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Old 04-25-2019, 09:03 PM   #61304 (permalink)
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you're probably right

only "moving on" is not an option

she will have to break up with me if that's how it's gonna be and ill be huffing gasoline out of a paper bag or something
You sound so much like me when I first started what ended up being an eight year on and off again relationship. I had serious feelings for a girl who also gave me many nights of stress and frustration as I tried to figure her out. It's a waste imo. You need to learn that you're going to "fall in love" with a lot of women in your life but only a very small few of them are going to work out. This one doesn't seem to be working out homie.
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She wants to be wanted. Therefore she wants to be beautiful. Therefore he tells her she’s beautiful.

Haters gonna hate but I got this.

And really exo, bitch? Is that necessary?
I told you. I'm drunk. I'm sorry.
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Old 04-25-2019, 09:07 PM   #61306 (permalink)
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you're probably right

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she will have to break up with me if that's how it's gonna be and ill be huffing gasoline out of a paper bag or something
look dude - you can’t ask her what she wants because she’s not going to want to look shallow - there’s no mystery- she wants to feel special (in other words: beautiful)
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