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Old 05-03-2019, 01:56 PM   #61431 (permalink)
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I forgot my headphones and couldn’t listen to music at work

****ing day sucked
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Old 05-03-2019, 02:33 PM   #61432 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2019, 03:00 PM   #61433 (permalink)
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I forgot my headphones and couldn’t listen to music at work
This hurts to read. RIP your day.
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Old 05-03-2019, 03:01 PM   #61434 (permalink)
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we're so good together when we see each other

and when we were apart I now have it on good authority she was as much a drunken wreck as I

the inbetween days are hard and both our lives are ****ty and stressful Idk

plus she won't ****ing take her meds even if I drive her there to get them like goddamn I don't get it
Capitalize and punctuate, fool. You ain't e e cummings.
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Old 05-03-2019, 03:32 PM   #61435 (permalink)
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Old 05-03-2019, 04:42 PM   #61436 (permalink)
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we're so good together when we see each other

and when we were apart I now have it on good authority she was as much a drunken wreck as I

the inbetween days are hard and both our lives are ****ty and stressful Idk

plus she won't ****ing take her meds even if I drive her there to get them like goddamn I don't get it
You sound like a battered wife.
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It was hot and humid on the ride to work, it was hot at work, and I spent the whole day with my balls sticking to my thighs.
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Old 05-04-2019, 06:12 AM   #61438 (permalink)
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"As the Elph Turns"

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Old 05-04-2019, 02:57 PM   #61439 (permalink)
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It was hot and humid on the ride to work, it was hot at work, and I spent the whole day with my balls sticking to my thighs.
Swear that’s what I was going to post as well. My balls... YOWCH!!! I got a fan blowing directly on them right now. That caked on itchy dried wet dried wet again scrotum smell is bad and sour. I can’t settle it with a shower. They need to soak in a cold bath. I’m not quite ready yet.
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Old 05-04-2019, 03:05 PM   #61440 (permalink)
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After a long day of sweating and marinating have you ever taken a shower and gotten an overpowering smell of burning rubber when you went to wash your balls?
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