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DwnWthVwls · 07-14-2019, 09:01 PM

Do you get off on being a shitty person or is it just a defense mechanism?

**Frownland** · 07-14-2019, 09:03 PM

Doesn't sound like he ever did anything poo related though

The Batlord · 07-14-2019, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Do you get off on being a shitty person or is it just a defense mechanism?

You've never worked in the service industry have you?

DwnWthVwls · 07-14-2019, 09:07 PM

His balls are close to his butthole and he's a dirty animal.. there was def poo.

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Originally Posted by Doug McClasky

You've never worked in the service industry have you?

I have.

The Batlord · 07-14-2019, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

His balls are close to his butthole and he's a dirty animal.. there was def poo.

I wipe till it bleeds. I promise you I'm cleaner down there than you.

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I have.

Then I don't know what to say to you.

DwnWthVwls · 07-14-2019, 09:09 PM

That's just hemorrhoids not cleanliness.

The Batlord · 07-14-2019, 09:10 PM

I even wash my hands my I get poo on them while wiping.

Key · 07-16-2019, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

ate some eggs that were a bit past the "best by" date

I realized after I ate them, they seemed fine at the time and was like eh oh well

terrible diarrhea

just can't catch a break I swear

I mean...you could've caught a break by not eating expired eggs.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-16-2019, 10:42 AM

If there was something wrong with the eggs you likely would have known.

'Best by' isn't 'use by'. The diarrhoea wasn't caused by eggs that were 'a bit past' the best by date. It was more likely caused by something else you ate, boozing or poor hygiene.

OccultHawk · 07-16-2019, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

If there was something wrong with the eggs you likely would have known.

'Best by' isn't 'use by'. The diarrhoea wasn't caused by eggs that were 'a bit past' the best by date. It was more likely caused by something else you ate, boozing or poor hygiene.

I think so too

As longs as eggs smell ok you can eat them (I think)

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	If there was something wrong with the eggs you likely would have known. 'Best by' isn't 'use by'. The diarrhoea wasn't caused by eggs that were 'a bit past' the best by date. It was more likely caused by something else you ate, boozing or poor hygiene.