My parents live on one acre and have always done the lawn with a push lawn mower. It can typically take about 2 hours to do. I love it tho. Good exercise.

Are you an alien? Yard work is like torture for me. It's so slow and mindless and you can see everything you have left to do and it demoralizes you and makes you wonder why the **** anyone wants a yard. What do forests think of lawns? Do they think they're Uncle Toms? Do they think they're collaborators? If we go extinct tomorrow will the lawns be hanged?

Hire a Mexican. They love that ****. Or hire Key.

That makes it like meditation for people who don't hate anything that threatens them with the prospect of breaking a sweat.

**** you, you fake Cali fatty. You're a New Yorker changeling and your parents' real child is a fairy slave. Probably mows Oberon's lawn.

Idk man, I'm the spitting image of my father's personality disorder.

I enjoy the workout and being outside. So no I'm not an alien. Normal people exercise too, Bat.

Where are your papers though

Then why do we pay Mexicans to mow our lawns and not white people?

Don't forget mosquitoes and grass clippings inside your shoes and socks.

Every orifice? You need to work on your technique, dude.