lol shut up

I could never. I tried crate training when he was a pup and he just cried and tore up his snoot trying to break free. I gave up after like 30mins. He needs exercise and mental stimulation and socialization so daycare is perfect for when I'm at work. He's been going for like 2 years now, he has a ton of dog friends.

lol shut up x2

Abortions need exercise and mental stimulation and socialization so the abortion waste container is perfect for when I'm at work. My abortions have a ton of abortion friends.

<3

You’re a great mommy.

The dogsitter is probably playing red rocket with the dog soon as you turn the corner tbh

Put a nanny cam on his dog bowl.

They actually have webcams all throughout the yard I can access through an app on my phone. Trust no one.

Lol my sister literally has the same set up for her kid

Would you get mad if you turned it on and they were playing red rocket?

She'd probably get jealous.

Men shouldn't get jealous that's a female trait -
Jay-Z

He’d be jealous too if black men weren’t so masculine.

@ elph

That's cause you don't see color