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OccultHawk · 07-10-2019, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MarieMarie

That's good to hear Ki, keep it up

I handed in my thesis today

What topic?

**Marie Monday** · 07-10-2019, 09:57 AM

topological string theory

OccultHawk · 07-10-2019, 09:59 AM

****ing Christ

Why aren’t I doing anything cool?

**Marie Monday** · 07-10-2019, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I did all the cool ****. I read the best books. I saw great concerts. I listened to the best music. I travelled to a lot of really cool places. I met lots of interesting people. I’ve made friends with smart interesting people. I’ve loved beautiful women. ****ed way more than my share. I’m good. No regrets

I doubt that I'll be doing many cool things when I'm your age

OccultHawk · 07-10-2019, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MarieMarie

I doubt that I'll be doing many cool things when I'm your age

You’ll probably be on an exalted book tour explaining the theory of everything.

**Marie Monday** · 07-10-2019, 10:37 AM

OccultHawk · 07-10-2019, 11:53 AM

Question for everybody

I think I’m going to interview for the graveyard shift at 7-11

If they ask what will you do about shoplifters how should I answer?

I’ve been ****ing up my interviews because I’m so weird. What else should I look out for?

I know y’all think **** job doesn’t matter but I think it really does matter.

Plankton · 07-10-2019, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Question for everybody

I think I’m going to interview for the graveyard shift at 7-11

If they ask what will you do about shoplifters how should I answer?

I’ve been ****ing up my interviews because I’m so weird. What else should I look out for?

I know y’all think **** job doesn’t matter but I think it really does matter.

Just curious, what would your own answer be?

OccultHawk · 07-10-2019, 12:15 PM

Holler out from behind the counter something like “don’t be putting anything in your bag before you pay for it, please”

If it escalates call the police. If it’s a small item just print out their picture from CCTV and put it on file or do whatever the procedure is. I’m not physically approaching anyone. Not calling 5-0 for a bag of Doritos.

**Frownland** · 07-10-2019, 12:27 PM

Good answer except for the last part (even though I'm with you on it). I'd say that you would call the police for repeat offenders or say something more vague like you wouldn't unnecessarily escalate the situation or something along those lines.

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07-10-2019, 11:53 AM	#62747 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Question for everybody I think I’m going to interview for the graveyard shift at 7-11 If they ask what will you do about shoplifters how should I answer? I’ve been **ing up my interviews because I’m so weird. What else should I look out for? I know y’all think ** job doesn’t matter but I think it really does matter. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

07-10-2019, 12:15 PM	#62749 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	Holler out from behind the counter something like “don’t be putting anything in your bag before you pay for it, please” If it escalates call the police. If it’s a small item just print out their picture from CCTV and put it on file or do whatever the procedure is. I’m not physically approaching anyone. Not calling 5-0 for a bag of Doritos. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

07-10-2019, 12:27 PM	#62750 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Good answer except for the last part (even though I'm with you on it). I'd say that you would call the police for repeat offenders or say something more vague like you wouldn't unnecessarily escalate the situation or something along those lines. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x