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Old 07-10-2019, 01:10 PM   #62761 (permalink)
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This question kills me:

Why do you want to work at 7-Eleven?

There’s nothing even remotely in the realm of honesty that won’t disqualify me. Lying is one thing but that’s baffling af. It’s like “trick question, nobody wants to work at 7-11.”
I was like 19 or 20 when I applied to Dairy Queen and got asked that. I had no response and was floored that they thought it was a legitimate question. I think I just gaped for a few seconds and said "I like ice cream."
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-10-2019, 01:10 PM   #62762 (permalink)
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I usually tell people because I got bills to pay. It's honestly worked. But, like, I don't have a ****ty attitude when I say it though.
Ive gotten away with it, too but these days my old honest quirky self isn’t selling.
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Old 07-10-2019, 01:12 PM   #62763 (permalink)
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I was like 19 or 20 when I applied to Dairy Queen and got asked that. I had no response and was floored that they thought it was a legitimate question. I think I just gaped for a few seconds and said "I like ice cream."
With teaching it was a breeze of a question.
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Old 07-10-2019, 01:21 PM   #62764 (permalink)
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Well teaching is a job that some people actually want. This **** is just demanding that you sell yourself like a good toadie. I don't think there's an answer that wouldn't leave me feeling oily and gross.
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Old 07-10-2019, 01:34 PM   #62765 (permalink)
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First of all, 7/11 is a holy place. Who wouldn't want to serve in the name of God?
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Old 07-10-2019, 01:52 PM   #62766 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2019, 01:53 PM   #62767 (permalink)
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In bed being a lazy piece of ****.
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Old 07-10-2019, 02:05 PM   #62769 (permalink)
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All that roller food makes ya:
And it's probably slowly dragging me into a greasy, mediocre death as it rots my brain away.
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Old 07-10-2019, 02:44 PM   #62770 (permalink)
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First of all, 7/11 is a holy place. Who wouldn't want to serve in the name of God?
Standing at a counter bored out of your mind for eight hours a day? I think I'd actually rather work fast food.
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