Tfw you cook your eggs at too high of a temp and brown them a bit

*commits chefpuku*

Yeah, that's a do-over.

Would you have been more or less upset if she disagreed?

therapists can't prescribe you drugs, you'd need to speak with a psychiatrist

If this was your first session, it's kind of a "get to know you" session. She just met you as well. She can't just cure all your issues in a few minutes.

Did you get arrested for stealing mail, stealing Halloween decorations, or robbing your work?

You're not gonna join a cult and start telling me to clean my room are you?

Yeah man concentrate on those priorities.

Skinny hipsters and their "legit mosh pits" smh

Well at least you didn't die in a wreck.

I’m proud of you for lashing out elph

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