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Old 09-17-2019, 06:08 AM   #64511 (permalink)
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Sounds like you need to quit gambling.
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Old 09-17-2019, 08:27 AM   #64512 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2019, 08:49 AM   #64513 (permalink)
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Been sick as a dog the last two days. I don't really get the expression either. Dogs get sick a lot? Does it have to do with the phrase "sic em!"? Probably. I'm feeling better though.
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Old 09-17-2019, 06:18 PM   #64514 (permalink)
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I think it's cause they love to eat cat turds.
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Old 09-17-2019, 08:48 PM   #64515 (permalink)
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I found out that if you spray anything with something that smells like citrus cats won't go anywhere near it. I wonder who was the first person to test whether or not cats like the smell of citrus and why.
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Old 09-17-2019, 08:56 PM   #64516 (permalink)
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It was me. I tried to shove a lemon down a cat's throat and it was not pleased. The cat, not the lemon. I don't know what was going through the lemon's mind tbh.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-18-2019, 06:11 AM   #64517 (permalink)
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After i posted that my hand cramped up so bad and for so long I almost called 911

I’ve broken bones including a wrist from a skateboard accident where the broken bone stretched out the skin for like an inch (but without breaking the skin) and this was much worse. My pinkie and ring finger were twisted all the way under the other two.
OH out there grinding and kick flipping..I used to have a skateboard around but I was never good. I could ollie sometimes but never land a kick flip :/
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Old 09-18-2019, 08:18 AM   #64518 (permalink)
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OH out there grinding and kick flipping..I used to have a skateboard around but I was never good. I could ollie sometimes but never land a kick flip :/
I sucked.
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Old 09-18-2019, 11:29 PM   #64519 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2019, 11:33 PM   #64520 (permalink)
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