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Old 10-10-2019, 12:34 PM   #64941 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2019, 06:33 PM   #64942 (permalink)
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Honestly - **** that - waking people up. Last I checked sleep was precious.

Amber alert - there’s homeless people slowly dying in my neighborhood. Oh. No one gives a ****. So why is so wrong not to give a **** about done kid you never met? I don’t. Don’t buzz my phone for any reason. Idgaf nukes flooding alien invasion. Not. ****ing. Interesting.
since I posted that my phone has gone off 4 more times for the same reason.

On the way home from work, we passed the local housing projects which were swarming with police. Apparently that's where the kid was from.

Surprise surprise. These crack heads don't watch their kids at all. One day I literally saw a couple of 5-7 year olds pull out into traffic on a dirt bike wearing no shirts and no helmets.
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Old 10-10-2019, 06:57 PM   #64943 (permalink)
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since I posted that my phone has gone off 4 more times for the same reason.

On the way home from work, we passed the local housing projects which were swarming with police. Apparently that's where the kid was from.

Surprise surprise. These crack heads don't watch their kids at all. One day I literally saw a couple of 5-7 year olds pull out into traffic on a dirt bike wearing no shirts and no helmets.
You can turn off Amber alerts. In a perfect world there would a discrimination function so whites folks could watch out for one another.
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Old 10-10-2019, 07:15 PM   #64944 (permalink)
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Where is the option to turn it off on an Android?
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Old 10-10-2019, 07:16 PM   #64945 (permalink)
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Where is the option to turn it off on an Android?
Being an employed white male I obviously have an iPhone.
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Old 10-10-2019, 07:43 PM   #64947 (permalink)
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A crackhead here sold his car to drug dealers and forgot his baby was in the backseat. Crack must be pretty great.
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Old 10-10-2019, 07:50 PM   #64948 (permalink)
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Maybe Puerto Ricans are just garbage.
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Old 10-10-2019, 08:01 PM   #64949 (permalink)
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Maybe Puerto Ricans are just garbage.
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Maybe Puerto Ricans are just garbage.
But our crack isn't.
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