And now I am officially on vacation till next Monday.

*collapses*

Tfw WWWP is getting batlord's entire check for child support


Bet you'll see the light on an abortion contract then.

I promise you she'll abort my child.

A promise means nothing without a contract

Who'd want a little me running around their house spitting in their trash cans?

Nigga pls

You got created somehow, didn't you?

She's already feeling the baby fever.

You couldn't be more naive, my friend.

I got bug spray to fend off the bitches in heat.

What you need is baby powder and a fake identity

Keep running from the truth it will always catch up!

I'm pretty sure bug spray is toxic for non-bugs as well and will dissuade any thirsty women.