??? Why do you need a spray for that?

Bro you're scaring me I just locked all my doors cause I was worried that women might be smart enough to open doors.

Have you heard what we can do with dishwashers

I heard you can get impregnated by their Mayan end of the world seed

I thought you were dishwashers? Is this that aspiring lesbianism?

I’m insane.

I'd say you're somewhat insane, yes. But what makes you say that?

Embracing it is empowering. Anger ebbs and flows but insanity rages without reprieve.

We can shuck, but we can't jive.