Slay.

This is rad. Own yourself.

Checking my email every 20 seconds.

On the other hand the restaurant just texted me asking if I’m coming in tomorrow and even said I’m doing a good job which is pretty astonishing since I basically threatened my boss with violence and called in last second just to rub it in.

Then again my replacement might be there Saturday and they’ll be gtfo. I wouldn’t blame myself for ****ing them over dishonestly or vice versa at this point. I also think if you’re not crazy they don’t respect that either. Seriously.

TFW the washing machine can no longer remove the track marks from your favorite pair of sweat pants.

So could I.

Except that time you went through a neon green trip pants phase.

I rock these

https://www.thehighershop.com/wp-con...en-Women-1.jpg

They make my ass look awesome.

In the last 20 minutes of my shift, someone hit and killed the shop dog with a car while they were leaving the lot behind ours. The driver didn't even stop. Didn't even tap the brake. I'm...so...****ing...pissed...

At the driver or the people who assumed responsibility for the dog?

My dog doesn’t walk around parking lots unless she’s on a leash that I’m holding. I keep her on a leash because her safety is my responsibility.

The driver could’ve stopped but that wouldn’t have unrunovered the dog even if he was real real sorry.

I hope you or someone else got a plate number. Hitting a domestic animal with a vehicle, not reporting it and leaving the scene is an arrestable offense.

If you stop and report it you usually won't be charged and the legal responsibility for the animal will fall on the owner for allowing the animal to run loose.

Hit and run will get you arrested and charged.

lol @ the police giving a ****