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Old 01-01-2020, 11:41 PM   #66041 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2020, 12:13 AM   #66042 (permalink)
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JTF be having a baby.
1) Please never say “we’re” having a baby.
2) Congratulations!
3) Nice to see you man.
4) Do whatever takes to be the best dad in the world even if deep inside it makes you want to kill yourself. And marry your baby mama and make her as happy as you can no matter what kind of of raging lunatic bitch she turns into. Sacrifice yourself. You got meaning now. Act on it.
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Old 01-02-2020, 12:20 AM   #66043 (permalink)
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The resale value plummets right when you walk out the door with it though
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Old 01-02-2020, 05:58 AM   #66044 (permalink)
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Plankton it’s 2020. Put some goddamn clothes on.
What are you, the Clothes Police?
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Old 01-02-2020, 07:55 AM   #66045 (permalink)
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I'm guessing this is comparable to the time you drove drunk right into a pole?
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Old 01-02-2020, 09:06 AM   #66046 (permalink)
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I'm guessing this is comparable to the time you drove drunk right into a pole?
Oh, c'mon! Who never did that once or twice?
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Old 01-02-2020, 10:04 AM   #66047 (permalink)
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I know a guy that did that once and the cop that found him knew him and hid his gun, weed and cocaine for him.
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Old 01-02-2020, 11:41 AM   #66048 (permalink)
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I know a guy that did that once and the cop that found him knew him and hid his gun, weed and cocaine for him.
Oh, boy, thank God I wrote that!
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Old 01-02-2020, 03:44 PM   #66049 (permalink)
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Welcome back JTF. That's exciting news. Try not to be a cock now mate. Not saying that in a nasty way, just agreeing with what The Hawk said.
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Old 01-03-2020, 10:17 AM   #66050 (permalink)
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I was contacted by mail, through some small fancy card to call some government personal dude

says about the person who lived in apartment #9 next door..

I dont have to though, no law says you have to. Ill talk to my boss about it but if I have to Im not saying much because I never honestly knew the guy who lived there...
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suspicious activity report: (incase im murdered by the weird suspicious bearded man) who went into apartment 9 here where no one lives. there was noise in there last night but i brushed it off. tonight a man brought two red gas cans into the apartment that no ones lives in.

im calling the landlord tomorrow if im alive
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