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Neapolitan 12-18-2019 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2096071)
Bro I've been plotting for a long time now telling the Norm McNonald moth joke but I never have the balls to actually tell it. It's literally the perfect joke. It's only as funny as you are funny and so you have nothing to fall back on to save you if you are not actually funny yourself so telling it is a terrifying prospect.

"Moth balls" made me think of another moth joke. You probably know it. It's has fewer words to memorize than Norm's moth joke. I think once you can pull that one off you can move onto Norm's moth joke. However when you do attempt to tell Norm's moth joke ask them if they know what a "podiatrist" is beforehand cause you don't want to spend five minutes telling the joke and have them miss the punchline cause they don't know what a "podiatrist" is.

Mindfulness 12-19-2019 10:26 AM

I just finished my semester https://boxden.com/smilies/tv6aijN.png My grade in CNC 1 went up from a 94% to 96% after I got a 100% on my last aluminum block project on the manual machines, then coded into a CNC machine.

My 94 in psychology most likely to drop for a few classes I missed that count for grade :/ Hopefully it still an A. But still have my english 102 class that needs to be graded still. the final and the final research essay, plus the yellow wall paper essay. so my barely passing grade can either stay the same, drop, or go up. hopefully is goes up because we looking at 2020 already roun hurr'!

Mindfulness 12-19-2019 11:41 AM

;)

Plankton 12-19-2019 02:53 PM

Swing through Chicago. I'm just outside the stray bullet radius.

The Batlord 12-19-2019 05:15 PM

$10 says he never leaves the South.

Mindfulness 12-19-2019 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2092661)
I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.

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jwb 12-19-2019 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2096071)
Bro I've been plotting for a long time now telling the Norm McNonald moth joke but I never have the balls to actually tell it. It's literally the perfect joke. It's only as funny as you are funny and so you have nothing to fall back on to save you if you are not actually funny yourself so telling it is a terrifying prospect.

don't even try tbh

jwb 12-19-2019 06:57 PM


OccultHawk 12-20-2019 12:49 PM

They’re giving me my own knife at work which is some kind of status thing. Like when your kindergarten teacher gave you a sticker. The good thing is the chef asked me exactly what knife I want and using the same knife all the time makes it easier to get your work done and I can keep it super sharp.

Marie Monday 12-20-2019 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 2096220)
They’re giving me my own knife at work which is some kind of status thing. Like when your kindergarten teacher gave you a sticker. The good thing is the chef asked me exactly what knife I want and using the same knife all the time makes it easier to get your work done and I can keep it super sharp.

That sounds like one of those small things that can really make a difference. They're clearly glad to have you back, good for you!


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