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Old 02-27-2020, 04:21 PM   #67671 (permalink)
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It's good to know the skinnies have to deal with it too.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-27-2020, 04:29 PM   #67672 (permalink)
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Old 02-28-2020, 07:22 PM   #67673 (permalink)
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We don't have the balls for suicide, we're being melodramatic or we're still hanging on to some tiny thread of hope.
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Old 02-28-2020, 07:27 PM   #67674 (permalink)
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For me it's because my dog. And my mom has already had it hard enough, I couldn't do it to her. She's had to pick me up from the er too many times already, I swore I wouldnt make her do it again.
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Old 02-28-2020, 07:30 PM   #67675 (permalink)
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And unless you have a firearm (but still, even then!) the odds are very high you won't be successful, you'll just have to live with the consequences of your failure. It's not worth it dudes.
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Old 02-28-2020, 07:33 PM   #67676 (permalink)
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It'd do the world a great disservice if you died.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 02-28-2020, 07:34 PM   #67677 (permalink)
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I'm the only one of the kids that my stepdad raised that hasn't ODed, I at least need to try that in the name of family tradition.
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Old 02-28-2020, 07:57 PM   #67678 (permalink)
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Maybe you should be the one to kill him.
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Old 02-28-2020, 07:59 PM   #67679 (permalink)
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I don't want to kill him I want to paralyze him by swinging a sledge hammer into his spine over and over again.
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Old 02-28-2020, 08:05 PM   #67680 (permalink)
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I don't want to kill him I want to paralyze him by swinging a sledge hammer into his spine over and over again.
Get infected with the coronavirus and then cough all over him. He's older and more likely to be adversely affected.
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