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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
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Narcotics Anonymous?
Just got back from getting my dismissal papers for unemployment. The chef was cool.
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Why weren't you at home waiting for the package?
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
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My balls are tingling.
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
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Just got news that a friend got shot. He’s in the hospital. Not a super close friend but a friendly cool dude I know. He’s not going to die or anything.
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
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Gravity just got the upper hand on my newly washed and stacked dishes and I lost a nice cereal bowl.
My chest has flared up with a slight pain and heavy breath so now I’m getting all ****ing paranoid again which makes it worse. I gotta accept that I’ve always had allergies and short breaths - I’ve been taking medicine for it for decades - but now every tiny symptom whispers “death” and the chicken noodles in me start dancing.
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the bantering battleaxe
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Cute Post Malone's mom
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Don't worry Hawk, you'll be ok
Sorry to hear about your friend. It's awful that you feel so anxious about getting corona, but the expression 'the chicken noodles in me start dancing' is amazing and I will use it from now on
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
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![]() Thank you.
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