And how interesting that young Charles is not just the only one to see reality as it truly is, but also the first to discover objective truths about humankind! Go **** a gadfly, so-crates.

Dat feeling every time I see a mindfullness meme:

https://www.redstate.com/wp-content/...caineMitch.jpg

Just imagine him coming to Bat's feet to kiss them and beg for his knowledge as he looks up just to see him smirking down at him in his ICP nintendo shirt. He steps aside and says, "Okay, come on in. Just be quiet or my mom's going to be pissed."

Of course I turn myself down there, but you'd be surprised what people put up with irl. I know what real life is, I've been living in it for well over a decade, and they put up with my nonsense more than you'd expect because they don't really like the world their employers insist they uphold and I just don't take that world seriously and offer a bit of fun. I whistle at work like a kid playing a recorder poorly until people tell me to shut the **** up. Then I whistle some more. I spite the workplace just for fun and lo and behold people smile at me even if they still believe in the bull****.

None of it means anything but hey at least you can't take the workplace so seriously when I'm there. Or else I'll ****ing get you.

:o:

I know what people put up with because I've almost started fights.

1) Some people are too dumb to know when you're making fun of them.

2) A lot of people do not like jokes about kidnapping children.

I used to be a real dick head at work. I made two different coworkers quit because one wouldn't do anything and it'd all get stuck on me and the other would blame everybody else for his ****.

Yeah see there's no way to make everyone work like a good team. The only way for that is to pay everyone more. My way is to mock the entire process because it's going to happen as it's going to happen so just have your fun where you can. Improvements are impossible so don't try. Just treat the entire process as if it's illegitimate. Because it is. And you'd be surprised by just how many people flock to that even if they can't truly grock it.

Actually, that's totally bull**** because I did improve our department drastically. That's why they wanted me to be supervisor.

Edit: Same thing happened at Uinta, actually. Not because of me, but they got everyone to work like a good team in multiple areas after getting rid of ****ty workers that made work suck for everybody else.

How much were they willing to pay you? I mean I work in fast food so improvements are only so meaningful but working in a booze factory might be more meaningful, but was it worth the money they were offering?